If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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