Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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