i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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