it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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