u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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