I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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