Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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