DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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