Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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