Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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