I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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