Where did you get a picture of my penis
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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