this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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