Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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