I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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