Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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