I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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