Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
