Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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