I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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