no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
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