I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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