so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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