I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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