Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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