well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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