I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
We don't watch enough power rangers
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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