Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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