problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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