so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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