no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
She needs sedatives and a leash
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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