The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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