I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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