Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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