my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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