She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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