operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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