Please, let me fuck your mom
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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