I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
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