I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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