Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
tell me about the fingering
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