All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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