there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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