well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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