dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Randomize
