that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
His nipple licking is glorious
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