I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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