doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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