I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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