His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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