We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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