If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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