just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
we're making bets on your personal life
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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