discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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